June 2012
I just misheard ‘I grew out of them’ as ‘algorithm.’
Safe to say that was a baffling moment.
Finally, I grew a pair and quit my job.
At the end of the day, happiness is more important than money and I’d be a hypocrite giving that advice but never following it.
Tom, since You apparently follow this blog and I don’t follow you, I have no idea who you are on here. Message me you fuck :)
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Tears of laughter.
Grant is drunkenly rambling about how if you have insomnia the best thing to do is dutch oven yourself because apparently methane is a sedative.
I’m too drunk/tired to deal with this.
I’m cringing for you, buddy.
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I finished work at six and thought it was a good idea to kill the two hours before my presentation in the pub. Now it’s ten to eight and I’m a half past tipsy I think maybe it was a poor choice.
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thisisnotapipebomb replied to your post: legit just fangirled in my living room with lauren…
EXCUSE ME
EXCEPT YOU OBVIOUSLY calm down wifey
God DAMN
Feed the rhino are too good
legit just fangirled in my living room with lauren when she mentioned stan lee’s cameo in the avengers because noone else i know would notice that and what the hell when i did i turn in to a geek? and also why is she suddenly ten times cooler than me? goddamn, i wish i was like her when i was her age…
