80-things-left-unsaid: Just lately I’ve been feeling like I don’t belong. Like the ground’s not mine to walk upon.
novus-aer: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat am i a bad person omfg
You’ll wake up slowly and cradle your knees Look for forgiveness and silently plead Someone to hold you while you fall asleep To chase out those monsters you see
leannnew: Not everyone grows up to be an astronaut, Not everyone was born to be a king, Not everyone can be Freddie Mercury, But everyone can raise their glass and sing. Well I haven’t always been a perfect person, Well I haven’t done what mum and dad had dreamed, But on the day I die, I’ll say at least I fucking tried. That’s the only eulogy I need, That’s the only eulogy I need.
i just stomped on a fucking plug
not just stood on, as in i was acting like a pillock running round my room like a loser pretending to be in a band and fucking landed on it oh my fucking days i think my foot is broken god help me i’m a cripple is this karma for playing misery signals too loud at 9pm? if so fuck you karma, fuck you.
The one thing I fucking resent is people who have children when they have no idea what it takes to be a good parent, or who aren’t willing to put being a parent as their priority in life. If your love for your kid doesn’t outweigh your hate for your ex in a bad break up, then you are going to do serious fucking collateral damage.
deodorant on freshly shaved pits is the fucking WORST.
casual naked stroll in to my bedroom after a shower. OH HEY WINDOW CLEANER, WHAT’S UP? damn it.
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i spent more than 6 hours on a train today doing nothing but listen to bright eyes and jim lockey and wondering why the fuck i didn’t book a plane home instead of a shitty, cramped, sweatbox of a train. looks like i’m flying to 2000 trees, then.