March 2012
*leans over and unhooks steph’s bra*
Steph: I’m impressed, you have skill!
Me: I have experience you mean. I’m a lesbian.. Sometimes.
This is not a normal friendship.
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please
please, please, PLEASE, stop using the word “can’t” when you really just mean “won’t”.
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There’s a kid on this bus who’s obviously just learned two things that she’s stoked about; singing and counting to ten.
tazzydawson:
solemnsun:
Taz: there’s a cat in your room. Me: wtf are you on crack? I don’t have a cat. Taz: look down. Me: dude there’s a fucking cat in my room.
I loved this night!
me too, kid. i keep remembering and just creasing cannot believe they wanted to keep it…
Watchrats-in-the-walls:
jordanrock:
towritelesbiansonherarms:
religionisbullshit:
jesuschrist-:
rhetoricaldevice:
americanfrontier:
ihopericksantorum:
“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
holy FUCK
….die
that was real close santorum
real
dang
close
its a shame he didnt finish what he was saying. im not sure if this...
I’m now genuinely annoyed by the shit i’ve read being said about that girl tulisa. Fuck off. As if you’ve never sucked a dick or licked a clit or vise fucking versa, and if you haven’t? Well jesus what a boring life you’re living. If you’re in a relationship with someone, sex generally becomes a part of your life with that person. If not, then fair enough...
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your lips on my lips just might as well be your foot on my throat
frank carter why the fuck did you have to leave gallows? this does not please me.
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my ex girlfriend keeps getting hotter i mean come the fuck on what are you doing? why did you wait to be my ex before you looked this good? i mean you’re probably more of a bitch than ever too but that’s irrelevant
fuck life
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Taz: there’s a cat in your room.
Me: wtf are you on crack? I don’t have a cat.
Taz: look down.
Me: dude there’s a fucking cat in my room.
Got stupidly high and now somehow the band are staying with me.
Fallacies if anyone wants to check them out. On tour with the Barents sea and gates.
Pretty good bands actually.
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i’m listening to all the pudcasts and just drawing some really surrealist-esque stuff, so my sketch pad looks like someone took crack in an artschool store room. currently working on what can only be described as a part pirate, part beetle monster come zombie. my brain cannot be wired right…
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Pudcast 5.0 is up ft. Jason Butler of letlive and... →
i have the house to myself… there’s only one thing to do.
play guitar really loudly in nothing but my underwear.
this is the life.
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oh my goodness andy wiliams creating puddles in panties everywhere he goes.
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