September 2011
spent the night with my lifelong best friend
and though we don’t get time to hang out very often, when we do, it’s kickass. been putting up with each others’ insanity since we were like five, and i don’t think i’ll ever get tired of her or her antics :) <3
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this is going to be emotional, you've been warned.
My brother Jamie is a 21 year old games geek who fucked off to Edinburgh when I was 11. I’ll never forgive him for that, because I still feel like I’m incomplete from time to time.
Believe it or not, I have never had an argument with him, and any time he’s disapproved of something I’ve said/done I’ve cried myself to near hysteria and driven myself mad with regret....
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....is there any correct way to deal with this?
there’s a mentally handicapped guy who comes in to my work every day, and he just added me on facebook. i accepted because he’s a sweetheart and i guess he must be lonely, so where’s the harm in talking to him right?
that is until i notice all his likes are stuff like “she wanted rough sex so i gave it to her with a sandpaper condom” and pornstars etc. awkward. now...
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funny 'cause it's true
Me: Time to go check out that band my friend told me about
Jesus Conor: What did I tell you?!
Jesse Lacey: Tie her down
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this weekend....
has consisted of
spanking midgets
£5 pitchers of Old School
holding a stranger’s hand in a club and taking a full thirty seconds to realize that the bearded guy wondering why i was holding him was not my friend
having a dance off with a meth head
getting so high that my red blanket became an invisibility cloak
being so high that i chased a fox through a park at 4am because he...
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you’re a fucking liar and a poof, chris!
1:55am
im neither
well i lie...
– dickhead.
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:] i'm smiling and i don't even have any...
Today’s been good. Saw Grant for a little bit. He’s a bit of an arse but he has his moments. Usually at his finest when ripping the piss out of me, for instance when I realized I’d put on my army boots instead of my plimsoles in my rush to leave and looked RIDICULOUS. And when I informed him that “I meant to put on my plimsoles” he glanced at my feet and shook his...
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decided on my ink
gonna get the lyrics in banners around my swallows. since i’m getting soco amaretto lime this weekend on one arm for brand new, i’m going to keep my arms symmetrical and get easy lucky free on the other for bright eyes. after this i just have to get my cancer bats piece and i’ll have all my favourites. also very, very, very much considering a jim lockey lyric on my leg to keep...