got called in to work, fml. finished and went for a pub lunch, ‘cause there’s nowt better than a cold pint when you’re stressed. bought my titp tent today. set it up and hotboxed it with calum and miller. spent the rest of the night playing cod (or at least attempting to). it’s been a good day. to the doctor tomorrow to get prodded with needles. grand.
didn’t finish work til after twelve, now we’re all sat around talking about life through the eyes of a rabbit, baked past our best. we’ve got an english history buff journalist to be, a scottish alcoholic music teacher in the making, a stoner psychology major and then me, the over-analyzing guitar obsessed waster. the conversations are ridiculous at all times. now james is...
My mum’s always stabbing herself in the finger trying to make a salad
fuckedoffyourface asked: you're blog is sick!
that awkward moment
when there’s a pause after a goodbye hug and there’s a tiny gap between you both and you never know if you’re meant to give ‘em a kiss. and then you feel like a cunt ‘cause you realise they probably wouldn’t give it a second thought. and then you feel like an even bigger cunt because you know you wish it was someone else entirely. too much alcohol, too little...
ive not been home in two days
last night i had an interesting incident with two lovely girls and my friend chris. now im at jonos, fucked, playing guitar with james and jono whilst alex and karen watch. it’s been so good to spend time with people who actually have intellect/good music taste. jono’s falling in the fire. time to help. i have work at 7. over and out. </drunk rant>
I might as well grow a penis.
Georgia’s too drunk for town so I’m getting ready and going in with the lads on my own. Splendid. I wish girls could handle their drink better, I’m always last standing with the boys. Oh well. Been drinking since mid afternoon with them, came home and had drinks with my mam, now proper town… my liver’s gonna hate me tomorrow.
I don’t remember how old I was when I first fapped. I just remember I...– Georgia. My god, i love this girl.
georgia's lying next to me rubbing her head up...
is everyone in this house but me on crack?! WHY AREN’T THEY SHARING?!
i think my mam's on crack.
she shouted she needed help, so I went downstairs. what was the emergency? her pillows needed fluffed. obviously i informed her she’s a cunt. next thing she’s asking for more ice for her drink (alcoholic beverage, goes without saying right?) and I’m like, “after your antics why the fuck should I do that for you?! you made an arse of me!” her response? “Who has...
apparently my mother's not a fan of gallows.
i had them on, not even that loud, just chillin’ in my room, sketching. next thing i know i shit a brick wall because all of a sudden she’s blaring her choice of music full blast on the surround sound, which drowns out anything in my room even on full. what makes it worse is, she’s playing highland bagpipes…. what the fuck.
I just misheard "you're a funny cunt" as "you're a...
the mental images were unpleasant ):
I’m sinking like a stone in the sea, I’m burning like a bridge for...
It's not fair.
It’s really not. Why are the fittest girls so fucking boring? You look at a girl, she’s fucking tidy, and you’re like that one, now. Then you talk to her, and she’s got dead space where her personality should go. You know the ones who giggle and try to be cute and have nothing to say, and it’s just soul destroying because there’s no way you could stand to...
burnthebuildings asked: I'm glad you feel the same, we can have the wedding at camping? <3
I could live without you.
You’re not EVERYTHING to me, you aren’t my world, my existence doesn’t revolve around you. I existed before you and I will continue to exist after you if you ever leave. But you do still mean a lot to me. Even though you treat me like shit sometimes, it doesn’t bother me because I know you don’t do it on purpose. I know that deep down you’re better than that....
nomorecaptaincrotch asked: the best part of answering that was because i wasn't even being sarccy
i'm capable of having a best friend who has a...
who the fuck are you to stick your nose in anyway? you know fuck all about me, you never did, and yet you think you know how i feel and about who? you need to get the fuck out of my life for good. that’s the sort of shit that could ruin a friendship. that boy is like my BROTHER, and yes he means the world to me but not like that. why would you try and fuck up the best friendship i have?...
ok, i admit it.
i have a huge soft spot for lower than atlantis. them and suffokate on the same bill was the weirdest line up i’ve ever witnessed.
grimexkings asked: im gettin g the trash talk destroy logo on the back of my neck next week
youwerecoveredincherrypie-deact asked: Well, I'm ahead of everyone in the class, if not the whole year. All I have to do is write a few essays then I'm done with the project. 4 weeks before the hand in date.
youwerecoveredincherrypie-deact asked: NOT************
I'm just busy with my AV project and stuff :/
I'm just busy with my AV project and stuff :/