matt-t-lee said: 9.7%!? that’s not really as shocking when i have a bottle of tactical nuclear penguin (32%) and a bottle of sink the bismarck (41%) in the chiller hahaha
I have beer, I have herb, I have the night off work and I have a lovely lady coming to spend the night with me. cutting loose tonight then.
i have a half sack and fifty quids worth of craft beer. goodbye sobriety.
i want people to stop sending me nudes and pictures of themselves pooping but i don’t see that ending any time soon
if at first you don’t succeed, give up, go home and smoke some weed.
”Sometimes I make a conscious decision to be a total bastard to people. Never random people, always people I care about who have either hurt me or didn’t care back. Why? Because I despise the idea of being unimportant to someone I care about so much that I’d rather someone hate me than be indifferent about me. At least to hate you have to be passionate.” I was fourteen...
i really should be asleep by now. but with nobody in your bed the night’s hard to get through.
I’m burning down every bridge we made.
Being alone is better than sitting next to a lover and feeling lonely.– Richard Linklater (via universeobserver)
i really like stale garlic bread like it’s so not normal but it’s so much better when it’s chewy.
Not gonna lie I just about shit myself. Two policemen just got on the bus with a sniffer dog and I have a 25 sack in my back pocket. Luckily they sat at the very front and were only on to get to town and not to do a random spot check. But fuck that was close. I’m not ever dropping off on my way to work again.
Coming Soon: Tie Breaker Apparel.
keep your eyes peeled and your ears to the ground, big things are happening.
hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
It’s ten to four and I keep fucking waking up needing to cough. I think I have the plague.
Hi jake. Next time you stalk my blog, I hope you read this and know that I think you’re a massive fanny :) Get a life you gimp.
you’d think with an asshole that gaping you’d find it easier to wash before you let another guy throw his dick around in it. I’m genuinely disgusted by everything you do but holy fuck girl this is probably the worst. so boke.
I hate how difficult it is to stay angry at you. I hate that despite everything you’ve done, I can’t hate you.
robyndarko said: I know I should be coz I’m pretty sure YOU’D BE SAT ON MY FACE. you are filthy. i love it. be mine already.
robyndarko said: IT IS FUCKING POSSIBLE COZ I DO orlly? SO THEN WHY AREN’T YOU IN MY BED RIGHT NOW?!
robyndarko asked: But I fancy you more!