robyndarko said: I CAN’T BELIEVE I AIN’T GIVEN YOU IT ALREADY!
i know right? kik is so impersonal :’(
robyndarko said: I’d have to touch myself if you phoned me.
Well… in that case I’ll be needing your number ;)
the second you realise the person you’re on the phone to is pleasuring themselves you kind of lose the ability to think about much else…
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via danhateseveryone)
thunderunderwater said: KNOW WHAT ELSE TASTES LIKE POPCORN?!
uh, popcorn? ciaran is this a trick question?
matt-t-lee said: 9.7%!?
that’s not really as shocking when i have a bottle of tactical nuclear penguin (32%) and a bottle of sink the bismarck (41%) in the chiller hahaha
I have beer, I have herb, I have the night off work and I have a lovely lady coming to spend the night with me.
cutting loose tonight then.
